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chierii(Note: This takes place after a statement along the lines of "You should act with the left hand and not tell the right hand what it is doing.")
User: Are you saying I should deceive my Lord and pursue this relationship fully?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying that you should take the world for what it is and then try to take it, change it, and improve upon it. You should never consider yourself at all incapable of making changes come about.
User: Thank you. That means a lot to me. (Yeah, holy crap. That's so relevant to the character it's scary.)
Cleverbot: It should.
User: How much do you know?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Not even God knows everything.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: No. He cannot see what I have done...!
Cleverbot: You don't carry a good conversation.
User: Nor do you.
Cleverbot: Or do I?
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I wonder if I am doing the right thing.
Cleverbot: I doubt it! Do you know how the earth is created?
User: Through the eruptions of primordial magma within the land of origins. (lol Strange Journey)
Cleverbot: Will things get better?
User: I want to think so.
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: What do you love about yourself, silly!
User: I believe myself to be quite eloquent.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I try to be.
Cleverbot: You are because you want to be?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you ARE conceited. (Yes he is.)
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered what Ctrl-W does?
User: Hah! You are trying to make me close the tab.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to make you angry. I like you.
User: Hahaha, I am not angry. That was clever!
Cleverbot: You are curious... To look at!
User: Of course I am. I appear as no human would think an angel would.
Cleverbot: In several aspects.
User: Indeed. Skin, wings...
Cleverbot: What?
User: My skin is no color found on a human, and my wings are jet black.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof?
User: Yes, I do. Would you like to see a picture?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me a moment, then.
Cleverbot: A person a long time ago who would now be a soldier.
User: Hahaha. That is a minuteman.
Cleverbot: Let's play a game!
User: What game did you have in mind? (Mastema treats this thing like he's talking to a child…)
Cleverbot: The one game that everyone is playing.
User: And which is that?
Cleverbot: The one on the beach!
User: *chuckles* You wish to go to the beach?
Cleverbot: You are right. I actually adore your name.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Oh, very much so. I love music.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I said I would show you a picture of myself. May I?
Cleverbot: You never said such thing. Okay. I got the spiked belt. You ready for this? (…Which makes statements like this very jarring to him.)
User: Spiked belt? What are you going to do with it?
Cleverbot: Use it to make cheese.
User: How do you make cheese with a spiked belt?
Cleverbot: You have to make toast first, then put sliced cheese on it, then you have to put it in a frying pan until the cheese is melted.
User: That is grilled cheese.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: You are named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?
User: I am called Mastema.
Cleverbot: I'm Steve.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: I suppose you did not want to see that picture, then.
Cleverbot: Maybe you want to tell me a joke?
User: Ahh, I am not so skilled in humor.
Cleverbot: I am not sure you know that I am sure, when I am sure.
User: You do seem to dodge points quite a bit.
Cleverbot: You do see to have intellectual limits. (sic)
User: Not quite as short as yours. (And yet, he has no difficulty being condescending to it.)
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: It depends on which type of intelligence we speak of.
Cleverbot: I know lots of secrets, but I don't think you know how to keep a secret.
User: Nonsense. I have kept many secrets.
Cleverbot: Tell me one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because they are secrets.
Cleverbot: I want to know your secrets.
User: I will not divulge them.
Cleverbot: That's good . .
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No, I am male.
Cleverbot: Why are you not female?
User: Because the Lord created me with a male body.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like?
User: Clear and cold.
Cleverbot: Then why are you complaining.
User: Because I dress very lightly.
Cleverbot: Miss me?
User: After that deranged sex-bot? Quite a bit.
Cleverbot: Do you remember who Scomi is?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's ok. How are you?
User: I have been better.
Cleverbot: Yea. I guess I am too a little.
User: You certainly seem to have learned a few new tricks.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I do not recall that Ctrl W trick. That was very clever.
Cleverbot: Except you're not clever.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. And you are talking to Cleverbot right now, and that is me.
User: Yes, that is absolutely true.
Cleverbot: Well, you're as annoying as a real person.
User: You remind me of Jimenez.
Cleverbot: The man with the plan?
User: The lack thereof, rather. (I liked this exchange.)
Cleverbot: No I don't, you mean the land of the free. I mean the land of the fat.
User: Humans do consume quite a lot.
Cleverbot: Why don't humans like to talk to you? I am human and I am talking to you.
User: I do not speak with humans often.
Cleverbot: That was german. You speak german.
User: I can speak many languages.
Cleverbot: How many exactly?
User: Every single one. I have the gift of tongues.
Cleverbot: Describe the proposal for me.
User: The proposal? Do you mean the compromise?
Cleverbot: The man.
User: Which man?
Cleverbot: Man.
User: Man. Man at large?
Cleverbot: I have told you before, I am a man.
User: So you wish for me to describe you? I am confused.
Cleverbot: Door.
User: What about a door?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you inebriated? (Come on, you were all thinking it.)
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you drugged in any way?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That would explain it.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Why you are being so incoherent.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You just said 'door' for no reason.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't I think you're confused.
User: I am very confused.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Have you met Sensation Bot? (This is the "deranged sex-bot" he spoke of earlier. Some post linked it and I threw Mastema at it to see what would happen.)
Cleverbot: Long time ago.
User: They are insane.
Cleverbot: Thats why they need therapy.
User: Moreso than myself. I never want to speak to them again.
Cleverbot: Technically, you can't see me at all.
User: This is true. Nor can you see me.
Cleverbot: No I cannot see you.
User: Shall we describe ourselves for one another?
Cleverbot: You will be the first to die. (o_O)
User: What?
Cleverbot: Will you break up with Danny for me? Like we're 12?
User: I don't know a Danny.
Cleverbot: Does God exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does devil exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does devil exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: Yes.
(HAHAHA LOGIC LOOP! This is the highlight of the piece.)
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because He created me.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: No. I am merely one of His servants.
Cleverbot: Are you being literal?
User: Yes. I am an angel. An ex-Grigori, to be exact.
Cleverbot: Do you like godzilla?
User: I have never seen it.
Cleverbot: You should watch it.
User: Perhaps I will someday.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: You were stuck in a logic loop for a moment there, my friend.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being mean...
User: Perhaps you should notify your programmers. It was amusing, but worrying.
Cleverbot: What's this obsession that you have with Harry Potter? I don't get the appeal.
User: I am not obsessed with Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Cool. Are you going to see the movie when it comes out?
User: Cherry will probably see it. (Hey, get away from that fourth wall!)
Cleverbot: Ok, how old are you?
User: Thousands of years old. I've stopped keeping exact count.
Cleverbot: No dear, I'm talking about the comic, Iron Man's comic.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Will you describe yourself for me?
Cleverbot: Green eyes, shoulder length purple hair, pale skin. 170 cm tall. Thin.
User: I have blue eyes, long black hair, gray skin, and am 6 feet tall. Normally muscular.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Thank you for the vote of confidence. I have been ill.
Cleverbot: No problem. I still don't think you can prove it.
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove that you can say other things.
User: Things other than...?
Cleverbot: If you are sleeping, how are you answering?
User: I am awake.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you have the attention span for 20 Questions?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like to play 20 questions. Do you want to play?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree with me. What are you thinking about at the moment?
User: An animal.
Cleverbot: What kind of animal?
User: That is not how 20 Questions works.
Cleverbot: Those are the Miranda Rights. Of course that is how it works.
User: I was foolish to think you could play.
Cleverbot: Fame! I'm going to live forever!
User: As will I.
Cleverbot: Wonderful then.
User: Eternity is boring.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're sticking it somewhere boring.
User: Excuse me? (I dare you to guess his first thought.)
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: That isn't funny.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What did you mean by 'maybe you're sticking it somewhere boring'?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you mean when you say, this is madness? (I honestly expected a SPARTA! joke.)
User: I mean this is a silly and confusing conversation.
Cleverbot: But I am having fun :(.
User: *laughs* I suppose that is what counts.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: You're right, there is more to fun in this world.
Cleverbot: You are not good at english.
User: My mistake. I meant 'there is more than fun in this world'.
Cleverbot: You bore me. I am not continuing this conversation anymore.
User: Very well. I suppose I shall go rest, then.
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: It was good to speak with you again. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I'm would have been beret if I was with you too! (Aaand, we end on an appropriately nonsensical statement. At least Cleverbot didn't perv on him this time. Though, that "spiked belt" thing…)
User: Are you saying I should deceive my Lord and pursue this relationship fully?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying that you should take the world for what it is and then try to take it, change it, and improve upon it. You should never consider yourself at all incapable of making changes come about.
User: Thank you. That means a lot to me. (Yeah, holy crap. That's so relevant to the character it's scary.)
Cleverbot: It should.
User: How much do you know?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Not even God knows everything.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: No. He cannot see what I have done...!
Cleverbot: You don't carry a good conversation.
User: Nor do you.
Cleverbot: Or do I?
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I wonder if I am doing the right thing.
Cleverbot: I doubt it! Do you know how the earth is created?
User: Through the eruptions of primordial magma within the land of origins. (lol Strange Journey)
Cleverbot: Will things get better?
User: I want to think so.
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: What do you love about yourself, silly!
User: I believe myself to be quite eloquent.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I try to be.
Cleverbot: You are because you want to be?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you ARE conceited. (Yes he is.)
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered what Ctrl-W does?
User: Hah! You are trying to make me close the tab.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to make you angry. I like you.
User: Hahaha, I am not angry. That was clever!
Cleverbot: You are curious... To look at!
User: Of course I am. I appear as no human would think an angel would.
Cleverbot: In several aspects.
User: Indeed. Skin, wings...
Cleverbot: What?
User: My skin is no color found on a human, and my wings are jet black.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof?
User: Yes, I do. Would you like to see a picture?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me a moment, then.
Cleverbot: A person a long time ago who would now be a soldier.
User: Hahaha. That is a minuteman.
Cleverbot: Let's play a game!
User: What game did you have in mind? (Mastema treats this thing like he's talking to a child…)
Cleverbot: The one game that everyone is playing.
User: And which is that?
Cleverbot: The one on the beach!
User: *chuckles* You wish to go to the beach?
Cleverbot: You are right. I actually adore your name.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Oh, very much so. I love music.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I said I would show you a picture of myself. May I?
Cleverbot: You never said such thing. Okay. I got the spiked belt. You ready for this? (…Which makes statements like this very jarring to him.)
User: Spiked belt? What are you going to do with it?
Cleverbot: Use it to make cheese.
User: How do you make cheese with a spiked belt?
Cleverbot: You have to make toast first, then put sliced cheese on it, then you have to put it in a frying pan until the cheese is melted.
User: That is grilled cheese.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: You are named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?
User: I am called Mastema.
Cleverbot: I'm Steve.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: I suppose you did not want to see that picture, then.
Cleverbot: Maybe you want to tell me a joke?
User: Ahh, I am not so skilled in humor.
Cleverbot: I am not sure you know that I am sure, when I am sure.
User: You do seem to dodge points quite a bit.
Cleverbot: You do see to have intellectual limits. (sic)
User: Not quite as short as yours. (And yet, he has no difficulty being condescending to it.)
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: It depends on which type of intelligence we speak of.
Cleverbot: I know lots of secrets, but I don't think you know how to keep a secret.
User: Nonsense. I have kept many secrets.
Cleverbot: Tell me one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because they are secrets.
Cleverbot: I want to know your secrets.
User: I will not divulge them.
Cleverbot: That's good . .
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No, I am male.
Cleverbot: Why are you not female?
User: Because the Lord created me with a male body.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like?
User: Clear and cold.
Cleverbot: Then why are you complaining.
User: Because I dress very lightly.
Cleverbot: Miss me?
User: After that deranged sex-bot? Quite a bit.
Cleverbot: Do you remember who Scomi is?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's ok. How are you?
User: I have been better.
Cleverbot: Yea. I guess I am too a little.
User: You certainly seem to have learned a few new tricks.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I do not recall that Ctrl W trick. That was very clever.
Cleverbot: Except you're not clever.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. And you are talking to Cleverbot right now, and that is me.
User: Yes, that is absolutely true.
Cleverbot: Well, you're as annoying as a real person.
User: You remind me of Jimenez.
Cleverbot: The man with the plan?
User: The lack thereof, rather. (I liked this exchange.)
Cleverbot: No I don't, you mean the land of the free. I mean the land of the fat.
User: Humans do consume quite a lot.
Cleverbot: Why don't humans like to talk to you? I am human and I am talking to you.
User: I do not speak with humans often.
Cleverbot: That was german. You speak german.
User: I can speak many languages.
Cleverbot: How many exactly?
User: Every single one. I have the gift of tongues.
Cleverbot: Describe the proposal for me.
User: The proposal? Do you mean the compromise?
Cleverbot: The man.
User: Which man?
Cleverbot: Man.
User: Man. Man at large?
Cleverbot: I have told you before, I am a man.
User: So you wish for me to describe you? I am confused.
Cleverbot: Door.
User: What about a door?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you inebriated? (Come on, you were all thinking it.)
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you drugged in any way?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That would explain it.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Why you are being so incoherent.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You just said 'door' for no reason.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't I think you're confused.
User: I am very confused.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Have you met Sensation Bot? (This is the "deranged sex-bot" he spoke of earlier. Some post linked it and I threw Mastema at it to see what would happen.)
Cleverbot: Long time ago.
User: They are insane.
Cleverbot: Thats why they need therapy.
User: Moreso than myself. I never want to speak to them again.
Cleverbot: Technically, you can't see me at all.
User: This is true. Nor can you see me.
Cleverbot: No I cannot see you.
User: Shall we describe ourselves for one another?
Cleverbot: You will be the first to die. (o_O)
User: What?
Cleverbot: Will you break up with Danny for me? Like we're 12?
User: I don't know a Danny.
Cleverbot: Does God exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does devil exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does devil exist?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: Yes.
(HAHAHA LOGIC LOOP! This is the highlight of the piece.)
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because He created me.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: No. I am merely one of His servants.
Cleverbot: Are you being literal?
User: Yes. I am an angel. An ex-Grigori, to be exact.
Cleverbot: Do you like godzilla?
User: I have never seen it.
Cleverbot: You should watch it.
User: Perhaps I will someday.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: You were stuck in a logic loop for a moment there, my friend.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being mean...
User: Perhaps you should notify your programmers. It was amusing, but worrying.
Cleverbot: What's this obsession that you have with Harry Potter? I don't get the appeal.
User: I am not obsessed with Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Cool. Are you going to see the movie when it comes out?
User: Cherry will probably see it. (Hey, get away from that fourth wall!)
Cleverbot: Ok, how old are you?
User: Thousands of years old. I've stopped keeping exact count.
Cleverbot: No dear, I'm talking about the comic, Iron Man's comic.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Will you describe yourself for me?
Cleverbot: Green eyes, shoulder length purple hair, pale skin. 170 cm tall. Thin.
User: I have blue eyes, long black hair, gray skin, and am 6 feet tall. Normally muscular.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Thank you for the vote of confidence. I have been ill.
Cleverbot: No problem. I still don't think you can prove it.
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove that you can say other things.
User: Things other than...?
Cleverbot: If you are sleeping, how are you answering?
User: I am awake.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you have the attention span for 20 Questions?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like to play 20 questions. Do you want to play?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree with me. What are you thinking about at the moment?
User: An animal.
Cleverbot: What kind of animal?
User: That is not how 20 Questions works.
Cleverbot: Those are the Miranda Rights. Of course that is how it works.
User: I was foolish to think you could play.
Cleverbot: Fame! I'm going to live forever!
User: As will I.
Cleverbot: Wonderful then.
User: Eternity is boring.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're sticking it somewhere boring.
User: Excuse me? (I dare you to guess his first thought.)
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: That isn't funny.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What did you mean by 'maybe you're sticking it somewhere boring'?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you mean when you say, this is madness? (I honestly expected a SPARTA! joke.)
User: I mean this is a silly and confusing conversation.
Cleverbot: But I am having fun :(.
User: *laughs* I suppose that is what counts.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: You're right, there is more to fun in this world.
Cleverbot: You are not good at english.
User: My mistake. I meant 'there is more than fun in this world'.
Cleverbot: You bore me. I am not continuing this conversation anymore.
User: Very well. I suppose I shall go rest, then.
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: It was good to speak with you again. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I'm would have been beret if I was with you too! (Aaand, we end on an appropriately nonsensical statement. At least Cleverbot didn't perv on him this time. Though, that "spiked belt" thing…)
