Weird fandom meme which I will horribly fail at.

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Taken from hpdigipokefan

I picked just plain old SJ for this, and randomized the names in random.org so I wouldn't wind up influenced by the questions.

Here we go:

1. Zoe
2. Protagonist
3. Anthony
4. Dent
5. Williams
6. Bugaboo
7. Mastema
8. Zelenin
9. Jimenez
10. Lucifer
11. Irving
12. Gore




Have you ever read a Six(Bugaboo)/Eleven(Irving) fic? Do you want to?

No, and...probably not? I can't imagine Bugaboo in a pairing.

Do you think Four(Dent) is hot? How hot?

I actually have no opinion on Dent's appearance, but I do think he's a pretty cool guy.

What would happen if Twelve(Gore) got Eight(Zelenin) pregnant?

HOLY CRAP I WAS PREPARED TO MAKE SOME KIND OF SNARK ABOUT MPREG FOR THIS QUESTION AND EIGHT TURNED OUT FEMALE. Bah.

Um. Okay, let's actually answer the question now. Uh. Wow. I can't imagine it would reflect well on either of them or their careers. They both had a really important mission to attend to, after all.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine(Jimenez)?

I don't think I've actually read any SJ fic. So, nope, sorry!

Would Two(Protagonist) and Six(Bugaboo) make a good couple?

See above, I just can't see Bugaboo in a pairing.

Five(Williams)/Nine(Jimenez) or Five(Williams)/Ten(Lucifer)? Why?

Oh geez, she didn't seem to like Chaos at all (or Law, really. Staunch Neutral, that one). This is a lose/lose situation for poor Williams, but I guess if she had to choose, she would go with Jimenez, assuming we mean human!Jimenez here. I don't think she would feel comfortable enough with a demon, Lucifer included.

What would happen if Seven(Mastema) walked in on Two(Protagonist) and Twelve(Gore) having sex?

Pfft. Back out of the room as quickly and quietly as possible and probably act awkward around the MC forever.

Make up a summary for a Three(Anthony)/Ten(Lucifer) fic.

With Gemori's advice in mind, Anthony decides to try and woo one last demoness, and winds up in over his head.

Is there any such thing as One(Zoe)/Eight(Zelenin) fluff?

I honestly don't know.

Suggest a title for a Seven(Mastema)/Twelve(Gore) hurt/comfort fic.

Uh. I have no idea.

"Human Compassion", maybe?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Dent) to deflower One(Zoe)?

.....um. Wow, I'm really drawing a blank. Probably something involving Dent making excessive visits to sickbay?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Mastema) slash?

I don't even know if it exists.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Anthony) het?

I don't know, does it even exist?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Irving)?

No, which is a real shame. Irving is awesome.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Protagonist)/Four(Dent)/Five(Williams)?

Really, now, who thinks of the little guys back at the ship?

What might Ten(Lucifer) scream at a moment of great passion?

....He doesn't really strike me as the screaming type.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Zelenin), which song would you choose?

Bwahahaha! Oh man, this is easy. Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin. Although I'm not sure if said fic would be more about Zelenin or Mastema.

(That breaks Mastema-muse's heart, btw. He's trying very hard to hide it.)

If you wrote a One(Zoe)/Six(Bugaboo)/Twelve(Gore) fic, what would the warnings be?

I...what? How would that even... Brainbreak warning.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Protagonist) to use on Ten(Lucifer)?

I... Oh geez, I have no clue. I have absolutely no idea.