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Jun. 21st, 2010
Muse argument transcript (refined~)
Jun. 21st, 2010 09:12 pmYeah, so this little conversation happened between Metatron and Mastema after I died in SJ. It was so amusing I felt I had to share it. And now I feel like preserving it here.
(After I die due to a Bomb’d demon and lose a floor of progress)
Mastema: You do not have to suffer through too much. Fighting the Formless again is the worst of it.
Metatron: And listening to them tell Zelenin everyone lusted after her, as well. *gives Mastema a brief, pointed look*
Mastema: *glares in return, makes a displeased noise* You do not even know what you are talking about.
Metatron: Oh? How else are we to interpret your interest in her? At least three humans playing the game independently, on three separate alignment paths have said you sound like you are sexually attracted to her.
Mastema: They are only human! The situation is not even remotely close!
Metatron: You only say that because you will face repercussions if you are.
Mastema: I can sense her faith!
Metatron: If you can sense human faith, why do you need to test it? Would that not make your job unnecessary?
Mastema: … *Oops. Did not expect to be caught*
Metatron: …Blatant lies may work on our creator. I am not Him.
Mastema: *grumble grumble glower*
(After I die due to a Bomb’d demon and lose a floor of progress)
Mastema: You do not have to suffer through too much. Fighting the Formless again is the worst of it.
Metatron: And listening to them tell Zelenin everyone lusted after her, as well. *gives Mastema a brief, pointed look*
Mastema: *glares in return, makes a displeased noise* You do not even know what you are talking about.
Metatron: Oh? How else are we to interpret your interest in her? At least three humans playing the game independently, on three separate alignment paths have said you sound like you are sexually attracted to her.
Mastema: They are only human! The situation is not even remotely close!
Metatron: You only say that because you will face repercussions if you are.
Mastema: I can sense her faith!
Metatron: If you can sense human faith, why do you need to test it? Would that not make your job unnecessary?
Mastema: … *Oops. Did not expect to be caught*
Metatron: …Blatant lies may work on our creator. I am not Him.
Mastema: *grumble grumble glower*